


So instead this will be a text and picture playthrough. I would have liked to have done this in video form, but I suck at computer stuff, and so couldn't figure out how to make that happen. The game is ridiculous, so over-the-top that I cannot believe that PETA honestly could have thought that this game is going to convince anybody to "pledge to be veg". In PETA's version, Mama is an insane sadist who makes sure to rip her turkey to pieces herself. Some have brought up that these games might be sexist, but few have brought up how Mama is actually a spawn of Satan. In the "Mama" games you play as Mama, who cooks with love using the stylus, and in later games babysits and crafts. In " Cooking Mama, The Unauthorized PETA Edition: Mama Kills Animals" you play as the same cutsy chibi Mama character from Majesco's "Cooking Mama" series. Now they've turned their eyes onto the biggest threat of all to animals: Your Mom. They've attacked clothing manufacturers, seeing-eye-dogs, KFC, circuses, and honestly believe that animal testing is too much of a price for a cure for AIDs. PETA, as you might know are a group of animal-rights wackos who despise all usage of animals for any reason. Yes, I'm sure the ghosts of Squantos's smallpox-infected people are pretty pissed, but they don't have a website.

Still a whole month away? Damn it!Īnyway, despite how Thanksgiving is a great holiday for everybody, there are some people who are displeased with it. Its fun times for all, especially if you're not cooking. Also there are giant floating balloons of Pikachu and Spongebob, and a whole ton of football. If you don't eat the economy falls and the terrorists win. Then with maybe as many as both of your parents you sit down and eat and eat and eat and eat some more. You remember it, don't you? That lovely holiday in which some female member of your family spends nine hours in the kitchen cooking a massive meal.
